I saw a post earlier about how we can expect several trillionaires (lol autocorrect doesn’t even accept that as a word) in the coming decade.

Yeah I figured we had a year or two at least before slowly taking off the mask and showing the true fascism. This was just right out of the gate.

Wtf I was expecting that to be taken out of context or something. But nope, that’s just a straight up Heil Hitler salute.

Honestly, I feel like NOT being a germaphone in a zombie apocalypse would just be insane behavior. Weird virus going around transmitted through liquids? Damn right I’m washing my hands every chance I get.

That actually played a part in it as well. Ultimately the kid was convicted because of cell phone location data. Part of the controversy was that an expert for the telephone company didn’t testify at the time that the data was inaccurate.

That’s one of the main points in the podcast Serial. It opens with a question like, “do you remember where you were on Tuesday at 4:45 five weeks ago?”

The person accused of the crime was a highschool student on the 90s before smart phones. When they said they were at track practice after school, it then became “can you prove where you were?”

I wish my washing machine had Slut Summer options.

Lol you weren’t joking. This dude is cracking himself up.https://youtu.be/3eNDNCe4rRw

I dunno. 1.75 oz of tuna on my waffle is far too much tuna on my waffle.

It’s all for show. You can tell because that’s the mayor of NYC right behind him.

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan.

I’d pitch in for it.

See, it’s not for publicity! Eric Adams is there to stop the public from freeing Luigi from law enforcement!

Lmao at the guy repelling “hut hut hut hut”

Trump’s obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it’s because he doesn’t know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.

When asked, that’s probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that’s the mayor behind him.

I’m currently reading Danny Coughlin’s Bad Dream which is a short story by Stephen King about an innocent person accused of a crime. He had a similar line about “whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?”

Holy shit now that you mention it, homeboy is massive.

The black man that volunteered for that must have a death wish. He had to have gone into that thinking there was a very good chance the police would shoot him on sight.

Can’t go wrong with the Goat Simulator soundtrack. https://youtu.be/DHdpuzqD2wg

Pull back on you nutsack and give her that emergency inch!