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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Oglaf [Moved to discuss.online]@midwest.social · 1 month ago

Flittermouse

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Flittermouse

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Oglaf [Moved to discuss.online]@midwest.social · 1 month ago
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https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/

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Blood Sausage

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It definitely doesn’t have rabies

  • jlow (he / him)@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The do “eat”, so probably?

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      Nah, they’ve got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement.

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        Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they’d all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop.

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          They’re supernatural creatures, so who’s to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter?

          It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness.

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        Sure, but the old blood needs filtered out. They gotta pee at minimum.

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          Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn’t burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea.

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