Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed that.

I hope someone writes the video game equivalent of American Pie when Valve eventually dies.

Signal has done nothing but good for its users and its own reputation, but the feeling of inevitability, that it’s impossible for them to avoid enshitification, that mostly people just assume it’s a foregone conclusion that signal is now or soon will be, shit.

I like signal, and I still feel the above about it.

Satire is alive and well, selling blood stained merch on the grey web at exorbitant prices.

Good luck, they’re behind seven pentagrams.

Enigmas never age.

The MAGA appointed judge that’s doing absolutely everything chat gpt suggests might be buying that argument, you never can tell.

max cringe incoming:

Mine was the name I gave to my favorite deck of Magic: The Gathering cards. Ironically, that deck would probably be worth more than my house if I still had it.

My agent accidentally misspelled my last name on paperwork at some point and when she realized the mistake it sent her into a blind panic We got it sorted but years later I still get junk mail with that name on it.

There are comms only a few clicks away on Lemmy that would very quickly answer that question for you.

Ok now make it twice as thick and half as tall.

They only fly in Mexico (and southern Texas) though. Science literally doesn’t know why. Oh and for some reason it’s only the ones big enough to confuse for squirrels.

Honestly that’s the most aggravating part.

After you unlock godhome, you can practice against any boss youve fought once, so practicing against bosses is arguably easier than many other meteoidvanias, which is what you’re arguing the run backs prevent you from doing.

The crystal boss that you first encounter sitting on the save bench though, that’s was just evil 😆

A little more expensive than that, but yeah. Plenty of no bake recipes and even boxed ones you can buy if you don’t want to source protein powder. I made a tray of protein balls for the price of a single Cliff bar once, but they taste better with real honey, nuts, etc.

That is a Cliff bar and they are amazing but goddamnit they’re expensive little fucks.