I think the doctor is suggesting the patient eat them? That’s some “alternative medicine” vibes right there.

You could make it flesh toned and then people wouldn’t understand why you’re posting unedited pictures of Xi.

mittens should be handbags

handbags should be, uh, just bags?

Oh Lemmy Shitpost, you are a diamond in the rough.

A horse is a car you can never turn off. If it dies it never starts back up.

A coworker once got an HR talking-to for printing this meme out and leaving it on all the dev’s desks.

I once tanked a production service by assuming it could handle at least as much load as my laptop on residential sub-gigabit Internet could produce.

I was wrong by at least an order of magnitude.

Faux Gras

No, cream on Hawaiian pizza is terrible.

IED’s your IDE.

A decent compromise might be to pick a short phrase she can remember, and make all her passwords that phrase+the name of the service.

Like her bank password would be “iloveop+bank”, her Netflix would be iloveop+netflix", etc.

My mom’s password manager is a pen and paper notebook. It’s not ideal, but it keeps me from having to reset everything every month, and she chooses slightly more complex passwords since she doesn’t have to remember them (even though she is slowly memorizing them)

The book was so on point people still argue if it was pro or anti fascism.

The ceremonial aspect really does give it a creepy vibe.

I like that it’s “Forced”. If it was just “make people shit themselves”, it would just happen and then they’d wonder what’s going on But Forced implies they’re fighting it, it implies resistance. That’s kinda messed up.

Thats some convenience store bullshit pricing right there.

Shoot for the FALGSC, fall amongst the CyberpunkDystopia.

War will be automated too. That’s going to be “fun” too. Not even Star Trek skipped that part.

Followup: So I need to get a fan with this symbol on it: ☢️?

There’s a few on eBay, but the sellers are all Russian and I’m not sure if they’re scams or not.

I guess I’ll look for radiation fan on Amazon.