no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn’t have a problem with it?

I work at a grocery store and honestly I didn’t even bat an eye, the first thing I thought about was how to bag it.

In case you’re wondering if we care about what you’re buying the only (non regular) customer that I remember is one Irish guy who would crack jokes about his ex wife on a roadtrip. Don’t fully remember but my God he made like 4 zingers in a row and I about cried laughing at like 7:30am

edit: oh and I learned about a new pasta last week, that was cool

my mom forced my sister to go to the doctor to get a pregnancy test every month for years instead of letting her take a contraceptive pill because it would ‘let her get away with stuff’, which was hilarious because at time time my sister was lesbian* 😂

Yeah once my mom found my (soon to be 🤞) brother in law is trans she freaked out because “now you’re acting on it” and is now essentially cut out of our lives for the time being. I don’t really see her getting any better since she’s now living with her really conservative mom, so probably cut off permanently.

*(my sister now finds bi fits her better, hince the boyfriend part lol)

ok, Rapetosaurus

past the first few chapters it got a bit confusing, but the train trolly thing was like a maze and I kept going in circles for so long 😵‍💫

it’s a fair assumption because I… uh… do…

have some little ones on my knuckles from recent cats, but my only large scar was from my childhood cat.

RIP Rover, went outside one day and never came back 🥲

edit: I’m just now realizing people IRL probably think I did self harm to get that scar lmao

This one’s pretty controversial, but if you’ve never played it before,

Half Life 1

It’s really confusing and enemies will pop out of nowhere and kill you instantly. Not really fun imo, but then again I AM playing it for the first time 27 years after it came out 😂

I’m sure Black Mesa is more intuitive though.

hell yeah kenshi mentioned. Honestly the game feels like ‘slop’, but is fun as hell also in an old-school RuneScape type of way

excited for the 2nd game on unreal engine (but small dev team, might take couple more years)

still need to get around to beating doom 2. It just got so repetitive I had to take a break

that’s more than most Ford f150s lol

that’s how you know a q&a platforms bad at it’s job lol

if I wasn’t poor (and knew how to fix cars) I would totally get one of those baby Japanese kei trucks, they’re SO CUTE

get in bitch, we’re going 50 on the interstate 😎😎

kids are really dumb sometimes, words are hard

Always good to see a post from you <3

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

ohh I see. Thank you

I use that for my face too, super easy and I can’t cut myself with it lol
can’t say it leaves any stubble for me though

I thought that was a possibility but they both look like devils?

Also I don’t think the metaphor is falling out of fashion, less common than it used to be, but I think everyone still knows it.