since everyone is now legally female*, I technically am now cis and Elon is a trans male who transitioned 6 weeks after conception.

At least for a while. I’m not sure if the Republicans reversed their braindead decision yet.

*Obligatory, technically it’s legally non binary but they only give male or female as an option and genetics are confusing AF and chromosomes don’t matter…?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-executive-order-all-humans-female/