Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoSounds funny but THIS is how it actually islemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1573arrow-down115
arrow-up1558arrow-down1imageSounds funny but THIS is how it actually islemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squarestarchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agobut he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already. they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof
minus-squaremoosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days ago im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in the field Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
minus-squarestarchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoPubic Service Announcement : Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoDon’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there. If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
minus-squarestarchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 days agoi guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoWould? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it’s for.
but he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already.
they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof
Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
Pubic Service Announcement :
Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
i guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually
Would? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it’s for.