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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
You are being selfish. You have a wonderful gift. Share it
I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.
A succulent Chinese meal!
What is this? Democracy manifest?!
No. Get your own penis
selfish
Sure, the feathers keep it fuzzy and warm.
It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.
