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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Christmas cheer

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Masterbaexunn@lemmy.world
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    Why all this self censorship? Tits, ass, dick, cocaine, weed, whiskey tango foxtrot.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      LE TITS NOW

      • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Suck it Trebek!

        • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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          anal bum cover

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            Things that sound rude but are actually quite modest.

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      So it ranks higher on social networks that are ad financed. These networks will usually „shadow ban“ content which references illegal things or contains swear words and rank it much lower since advertisers will not wanna put their ads next to it. It’s pathetic.

      Also kinda dumb since this post is still about cocaine and whichever ad is next to will still be next to „bad cocaine content“ or whatever.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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      This is what you get when you teach a generation that bad words = social media ban = loss of your social circle. At least that’s my theory.

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      Assfucking rollercoaster of cuticle paper cuts

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    Huh I wonder what that last word is. No way to tell with such a good censor job.

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      Lmao it’s so bad I didn’t even notice it

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      People do that so that the content doesn’t get shadow banned by automatic systems on social media.

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        Oh I know. I like to make fun of it.

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    Apologize?

    Did they sell out too quickly? That’s sick. I want one.

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    It’s medicinal!

    How the hell else you expect this man to stay up all night delivering presents?

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      World Doctors - Medicinal Cocaine

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    Walmart wins the ugly sweater contest if they had one so bad they had to issue a public apology for it.

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    But those absolutely massively ginormous tits are ok?
    (I personally think so)

    Even the slogan (“le tits now”) is sus.

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    That’s suppose to be Santa?

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      I knew a drug dealer named frosty the snowman

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      Looks like frosty

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    I’m sorry you don’t have a sense of humor?

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      -a weirdo with an anti-Linux obsession

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Glorious

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    This would be a great caption over a Scarface picture.

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