Ikr? I would be fake-running away, maybe taking pics, ask what she is doing after this.

Watch the cassette at 3am so that several days later this happens!
(The pic is taken moments before aeroplane ears and zoomies)

Fucking rails are much better than a sex swing, it can go harder and can also accommodate more people.

Elves have other hair?

I need this but in a civilised polandball style.

The people need their ads (or whatever the reasoning is), show some compassion, in a few decades they’ll only be seeing the same Nuka Cola ad everywhere.

And then the society & economic systems would force the rest into it too?

This is so sad.

And about exactly how we humans would use other dimensions given the tech.

And I didn’t ask for neither of those things.

I would assume one would go full speed on the hamster wheel, now with the magnet behaving like a dynamo, & generate so much electricity it would electrocute the family.

The hamster ofc wouldn’t stop running & over the next few days build up so much energy it would successfully super sayan way past level 9000 and start moving from world to world just destroying planets for fun.

Ez, it’s obviously fake (the hamster would try to move & it’s not like you don’t notice a magnet stuck to a cage either) but a funny fantasy story, sort of an early boomer-humour.

Maybe ‘the same way windows is’ IBM-DOS

Soon to be closed-software Linux??? /s

Or wireguard, depending where & how they want to implement it might be simpler or better/worse on hardware.

Only a grey palette away from a Bloodborn boss.

Buttplug for baby platypus cosplay fursona?

Omg, I envy that!! <3

(This person has one set aside, his very favourite one that they named it, and listens to their balls absolutely all the time at work.)

“Hey!! Give me a listen, it’s my stethoscope!”

. . .

“Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???”