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shoulderoforion@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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shoulderoforion@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    Level 2: Change the word you emphasize with each stranger.

    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      Bonus absurd points if you emphasize “here”

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        Make the implication especially spicy by emphasizing “I”.

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        Nah “want” is the goat of absurdity here

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      I want you TO know that I personally have no problem with you being here.

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    “You are an OK guy. No matter what they say”

    …and leave.

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    This also works for political parties

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      “I’m glad you’re here. You’re one of the good ones.”

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    As someone with CPTSD in the midst of a panic attack that I already know to be irrational and just trying to stable my mind so I can get back to writing…

    You’re the devil

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      It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book

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    I used to be friends with a guy that would introduce himself and then ask where he might score some meth.

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    This would fuck me up for life

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    I gotta toot this wtf 😂

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