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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I'm tired boss

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I'm tired boss

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Opafi@feddit.de
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    2 years ago

    What about weekends? Do I have to do it on weekends?

    • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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      Yes, you have to do all the personal shit you didn’t have time for during the week.

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        Or just don’t. Because hey, I live alone, nobody will notice!

        Until someone needs to come into my flat (which is rare) and I start to panic clean.

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          Live dangerously! Someone might find out what a dirty slob you are. I feel you. I dabble in the dark art of finding out how much filth I can tolerate.

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            Yeah, it’s tough. Cleaning itself doesn’t take very long and is easy, but starting with it is the difficult part. And no matter how often you do it, it always needs to be done again!

            Add on top that there’s no direct punishment as long as nobody comes over (besides my own annoyance and things being dirty) and it’s procrastination city :-/

    • Syrc@lemmy.world
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      Unfortunately the human vessel requires nourishment to keep working. Even on weekends.

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    I wish I had an advice snake keeping me on task…

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      You should eat more apples.

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        You really are the advice snake!

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        You’re so right. Thanks!

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    deleted by creator

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    “The fuck you mean, bitch?”

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    !2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world is leaking

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    I don’t get it, what is supposed to be funny?

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