Yes, equal to 3 thermals or 6 splinters.

Well, we won’t hold that against you, that’s for every man to decide for himself.

Well, you still have a few weeks of you’re in the U.S., and longer if get an extension and aren’t likely to owe.

Thank you! That’s all I wanted to hear.

Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell Me recently referenced a study where the results of chewing on wood made you smarter (a reduction of the real article, I’m sure)!

I was trying to make a joke by saying something that is certain, but saying it in a way that made it feel less than certain. I have no idea what the actual answer to your question is, but I thought I might try to be funny. I’m not feeling well. So, I may not be at the top of my game.

It sounds about as real as leaves on a tree.

I know you’ll be disappointed, but Mario 64 has a fair number of levels and star missions. So, either that or Star Fox (your score can always be a little better).

The Detectorists, Boston Legal, Almighty Johnsons, and Sex Education are a few of my favorite shows.

They make pills for that.

Doesn’t it make sense to pay back the loan with the highest interest first, regardless of total debt amount?

An example of spending as power being a fallacy is high-quality products that everyone who buys them loves them. Then, to boost profits the company uses a lesser quality metal (like pocket knives, guns, etc.). It is short-sighted, but it may increase profits. If buying exerted power, companies wouldn’t trade out materials that people liked.

Yes, and Bernie in the primary.

It does seem like a happy-go-lucky activity.

Grapes were BOGO. So, I’m rich right now. Who’s up for an orgy?

To determine the size of the metaphor?

I bet they’d make an exception for children. The apes are pretty kind.

But life didn’t hand him demons.

Sure, and they could also be an alien trying to setup volunteers for their games, but both are unlikely.

I don’t let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I’ve seen that happen. I’ve also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I’m glad it’s available, but it’s a last resort.