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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

So that's what a cokehead is

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So that's what a cokehead is

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

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    This is the fall guy, his job is to draw attention away from the guy with 10KG strapped to his torso.

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      Yep. He’s the guy hand delivering the police their cut.

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      Hence why the coke was mostly flour with a bit of coke sprinkled into it

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      My thought exactly

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    I used to find these kind of stories funny, but these days I just wonder how desperate must someone be to do this.
    What’s going on in their life that they’ve ended up doing this and their next stop is prison?

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    Guess he was wigging out.

  • MadMaurice@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I wouldn’t say it is “hidden”. “covered” would be a fitting word.

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    What a hairbrained idea

  • Sylver@lemmy.world
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    That was just the fall guy!

  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    Not even a hat my dude? Come on!

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