I love the concept of voicemail transcription.

Turning a voicemail into the text message it should have been in the first place.

That’s a bong, isn’t it? Is there anything else it could possibly be?

I assume there was an equivalent service though?

The reason the system is rigged is the other team have been too busy licking windows for the last twenty years or so to stop it.

Seriously, gerrymandering has been going on for decades.

Mmm, no. Pretty much any competent party could have beaten Trump.

That is a very pedantic response.

Nobody said this was all of them in one shot.

The source of this photo is an X account, I did a quick search online.

The fact I thought it was plausible says a lot though.

A deluge of fare-evaders — a total of 10 in under three hours

Not really what I’d consider a deluge, but OK.

This is a movie so boring people watch it as a challenge, isn’t it?

Imagine if actual wallets worked like that, and everyone knew what your bank balance was.

That’s wild.

Wait, you can do that?

I have no idea how Bitcoin works.

Oh, do let us know.

Also, you can do that?

Every photo I’ve seen of “Nicole” looks like it was grabbed from a video call, including the fake social media pages someone linked to.

Yeah, it’s run its course.

There are reactions to a weapon firing right next to you that are very difficult to fake, they are extremely loud after all.

Movies where everything is done in post just lack a sense of drama.

Yeah, no. Most people run a business to make money, not for fun.

I’ve seen the “labour rates” one in a few mechanic’s workshops.

Definitely more of a hint than a joke.

I definitely wouldn’t have guessed this was published in 2021.

One of the actually funny recurring jokes on Reddit was “everyone on Reddit is a bot except you”.

It’s becoming less and less funny by the day.