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minus-squarezout@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 年前I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up5·edit-22 年前Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 年前Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
minus-squareMeetInPotatoes@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-squareEldritch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
They are carbon-negative.
50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.