If you keep doing it, they call in the other Miyazaki

Is there one for a volcano eruption?

Both of my work laptops got one (they replace older models every few years, but it’s all ThinkPads)

Takes like this is what gives soulslike players a reputation of condescending elitist gatekeepers. They don’t even have a steep learning curve, early souls games are just janky in how they teach the player the basics.

In case you’re interested (you’re probably not), even soulslikes games usually put the tutorial messages in one place where you can come back to them to reread them

The curse of bisexuality

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. … A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. … But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socio-economic unfairness.

The boots theory is timeless

Return to monke

I feel personally called out. I’m going to go eat some more sushi rolls about it.

Dogs are one of those specific animals. There’s a reason they got domesticated into dogs in the first place - because they’re the closest to be able to keep up with a hairless monkey at running after an injured animal.

F13

My hope in humanity tells me it’s made up, but my experience interacting with users of the tools I coded tells me it’s very plausible.

When you walk into a hardmode dungeon

It pretty much is, yeah. Or like horns

Balatro is turn-based and is easy enough to control. I myself play on mobile, but Steam Deck shouldn’t be very different.

Severance doesn’t need shilling, it’s already good enough to legitimately recommend watching.

I’m reading it more like parents used to do those specific things as kids so that’s what they warn against.

Finally my people are represented 🥺

For me, Elden Ring. I enjoy open world exploration and collecting-heavy games, and I also enjoy soulslikes for the strategic combat and variety of options. So ER was like two of my favorite ice cream flavors combined into one delicious meal.

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD