I feel like every house I was in had a set of encyclopedias, and a copy of “The Way Things Work”. I’m kinda ashamed I have neither in my house today.

Huh. Usually refurb them and offer them up for free. E-waste recycling is a fancy term in my area for “trucking it across the country to a port, loading it on a boat, shipping it across the ocean and then having a 6yr old without PPE burn it and bury it.” Honestly, throwing it in a landfill is less damaging at that point.

Hah.

That man has never been accountable for anything in his life. Hell, he’s made it to 80 eating solely McDonalds fast food. Fucking colon cancer and heart disease can’t hold this man accountable, what makes you think the spineless ass kissing money grubbers in Congress are going to do it?

It started happening naturally for me as I got older.

It may also be because I married a biologist.

She sends me pictures of snakes to ID pretty much first thing every morning.

Well, I guess I could point to my snake enclosure camera (which conveniently covers the front door) showing an entry, or if the perps walk through the house, they would trigger the bunny cams, the other snake cam, or the lizard cam. Plus I have my outdoor cameras, although that is my specific scenario.

I’m sure there is an electronic lock on the market that logs when the door is opened, even if not locked. It would be trivial to look at the lock/unlock log and determine that the door was opened without unlocking. A regular tumbler lock isn’t going to give you that kind of info.

Both of those are meh-tier options. You want seedless blackberry or orange marmalade.

Email not in all caps. Clearly fake.

Burning it in a discarded toilet next to a truck stop is less disrespectful than this.

I’ve never had a flag out front of my house.

The day that orange fucker kicks the bucket, I’m putting in a flagpole and flying that bitch at full mast.

I think you are required to make deflation porn a thing now. It’s like a rule.

I’m imagining some dude getting sucked off so hard he turns into dust or a raisin.

Biggest reason why I started paying an extra 1k for housing per month… In 5 years, my crappy “luxury” apartment will cost more per month than my house. In 10 years, people will think it’s insane how cheap my house is per month.

Or the country could collapse and my property will be worthless, but at that point I got bigger problems.

I’ve watched enough Lock Picking Lawyer never to want a consumer ‘smart lock.’

I’m gonna differ on this. The point of a lock is to control law-abiding access to your house. If someone wants in your house, they can attack your windows, doors, or even a wall if the lock is too strong. A smart lock let’s you open the door for a family member remotely, or set one time-access for your in-laws to come over and pickup a tool.

I wouldn’t use a smart lock for something hardened, like a bunker or a vault, but for a house and garage, it’s okay not to have the most bullet proof lock in the world.

I feel like it’s missing that nifty FCC sticker…

Wireless charger. Or use Bluetooth headphones, that way you aren’t tied to wall waiting for your phone to charge while listening to audio.

Wireless charger.

Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.

Pretty much when the US was the only super power to survive WWII unscathed.

Also, having developed atomic hellfire, and the will to use it (twice), kinda makes you the big kid on the playground.

I’ve had about 9 boosters at this point, and my nuts are so swollen from spike proteins that when I go to Walmart, they accuse me of trying to steal basketballs.

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There are 1.765 million registered voters in Utah. Trump got 883k votes. Kamala could have carried the state by nearly 200k people if they bothered to vote.

Unlikely, but still possible. If people in deep red states decided it was worth it to still got out and vote blue, even if they were going to lose.