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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

My taste in women be like.

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My taste in women be like.

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Doesn’t even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.

    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      hug

      Seek help, my friend.

      • Darth_Mew@lemmy.world
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        indeed

      • gmtom@lemmy.world
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        No

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      If this isn’t a fetish, I can assure you that it’s not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it’ll save you both your money and your sanity.

      • gmtom@lemmy.world
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        I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.

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    I can fix her.

    • asudox@lemmy.world
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      Instructions?

      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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        1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

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          Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

          • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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            No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

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              You would usually think ??? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

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                Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ???. Very important.

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    “but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit”

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      Is this your situation?

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        Usually!

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          Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn’t treat you like shit, soon! If that’s what you want, that is… Take care, friend.

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            Cheers mate, I hope so too.

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    I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

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      Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly

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    ITS A TRAP BROTHER, RESIST THE DEMON. BEGONE FOUL LICH!!!

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      RED FLAGS NEED LOVE TOO

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        NOT WHEN THEY TRY TO EAT YOUR SOUL. FIGHT IT BROTHER, FIGHT IT.

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    What is the context behind her?

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        Better, anime pornography

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    🚩

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    Red Flags ft. Montaigne - Tom Cardy

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      I can’t believe there was a time when I didn’t know he existed. He’s absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol

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    Sounds familiar. I’ve decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.

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    Trust me, run!

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