Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.
I’m a power bottom
My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night
bottom. i am afraid of heights
the fact that i’m tall doesn’t really help
So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛
So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛
Nah, I tell some pretty good jokes
I’m not afraid of heights but the last thing I’d want to do when I’m really tired and ready for sleep is have to climb a ladder
bottom. on top you always get blinded when someone turns on the fucking light.
Be me, 10 years old
Wake up on top bunk
Rub eyes, sit up
Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan
3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage
I’ve always had top due to loft bed vibes but now that I’m an adult, I want a bottom floor bed so bad, but I’ll lose the space saving capabilities! I currently have a whole chest of drawers under the bed and it’s been great to be able to stash things away.
But, the ability to flop into and out of bed is dearly missed…
Im a top in this case solely due to the wrestling move potential. Bout to suplex my brother back into the womb.
Floor gang!
