Yeah. I was younger when I did most of them but still very clearly remember them.

I’m giving myself half a point because I’ve used a typewriter but it was just playing around at my grandma’s house.

Gimme them cheeks boy and free my soul I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away!

The irony of that is after I threw it I screamed “You have one fucking job! BE a dvd player!”

Had a dvd player that would skip all the time even if it was a brand new dvd. Got pissed off and threw it at the wall. Girlfriend plugged it back in a couple hours later and it never skipped again.

Stupid sexy demons.

It’s not a jar it’s a door silly

I wouldn’t say I think I’m immune simply that it generally works in the opposite direction.

If you have to ask yourself “would showing this to hr get me fired?” Then it’s nsfw.

That’s the whole point of the tag. Explicit content. Be it porn, gore, or just an explicit image, it needs a nsfw tag.

My real issue is when it’s misused just so people click to see the image and it’s not nsfw at all.

Maybe it’s because I’m autistic but that has the opposite effect on me. If I see your ad enough to remember the product that just means I’m going to avoid that product like a fuckin plague.

My guy there’s literally big ol anime tiddies in this image. It’s nsfw.

You wanna slap a nsfw tag on this?

Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.

I’m not saying it’s not possible just much less effort to use your right hand over your chest. At least for me anyway idk I’m 6’3" and drive a smaller car so that might be why.

Have you never heard of an accent before?

Is that not how most people buckle their seat belts?

There’s a couple for me.

Prioritization of tasks. The flaming pot is more important than the smoking oven.

The ability to move through a dense group of people without disrupting anyone.

Sense of urgency. You need to move with intention and do it quickly.

Injury assessment. You’re not going home because you got 1st degree burns. Grit your teeth and push through. If you cut yourself it’s a different story but unless your skin is sloughing off your fine.

I’m a lifelong cook. Been working in kitchens since I was 15 and I’m currently training to be the sous chef at my current location.

People shit on food service workers but the amount of practical real life skills I’ve acquired over the years has actually come in handy quite a few times.

The worst part is you can actually fit the full word in the same beat but it doesn’t sound dumb af