cally [he/they]

It’s the same guy in the panels

Oh yeah, that would make more sense.

Or whatever this crap is:

• squeebe(a: Any)

Perform squeebing on a.

• multi_iterate(a: Array)

Multi iterate on a.

• physicsObject.delete_with_header()

Delete physics object with header.

Can someone please define “fandom”? IIRC TikTok is an app.

Or hot and cool, like microwaved food

“You are wrong.”

“You are wrong.”

“You are wrong.”

“This is bullshit!”

what about potato superposition

really scary how it just hard-freezed or mercilessly thrashes when low on memory.

That’s what the swap partition is for?

Harder Hard Drive

Merry christams

There’s something called a “stock image” and “editing tux onto the stock image”

Why is it a transparent image, it’s hard to see specially in dark mode.

Now the formatting is fixed

• Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)

  • +10 health per flake

  • + Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)

  • + Reproducible: farm it yourself!

  • - Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect

  • - Requires good internet connection

  • - Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.

• Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)

  • +144 damage

  • + Rewrite config files

  • - Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you’re stuck using it forever.

  • - Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently

• Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)

  • + Makes computer unusable for any sane person

  • + Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun

  • - Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective

• Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)

  • rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.

  • cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.

  • nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.

• Armor: SDDM (common)

  • +40 charisma

  • +20 defense

  • +10 health

  • - Buggy sometimes

• Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)

  • +120 charisma

  • +5 health

  • + People will ask you for your dotfiles

Edit: fixed formatting

Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

roblox (i miss it only a bit)

i don’t understand urinals, i just pee in the toilet like i would in my own bathroom

I use NixOS for my desktop because I hate myself you can configure everything without needing to edit a bunch of different config files that use different configuration languages.

I use Arch btw for my Minecraft server because I am crazy.

If they care about terminal emulators, it’s unlikely their distro came with one preinstalled.