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nobloat@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Romance ain't dead

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Romance ain't dead

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nobloat@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • glorious_albus@lemmy.world
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    Calm down, Mark Rober.

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      Hey, what’s up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I’m beyond excited to share something I’ve been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I’ve built for my girlfriend. It’s not just any maze; it’s an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here’s the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she’s in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let’s see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

      • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Damn, that’s exactly like him, wild

        • kautau@lemmy.world
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          The worst part about this:

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            The “make it twice as long” is genius.

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              My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

              /s sort of

      • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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        I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

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    Oh for god’s sake. I said:

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

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      WHAT?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

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          Damn, I’m missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

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            …What?

            • MajesticSloth@lemmy.world
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              deleted by creator

    • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world
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      said GladOS calmly…

      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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        Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

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    Did glados write this

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      Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can’t see that as love.

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        GLaDOS doesn’t love or hate. She just wants you gone.

        https://youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T

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    Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

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      What show/movie did I miss?

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        Most people SAW that one

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          Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

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    Just don’t spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous…

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      This is the best thing about AI imagery. ❤️ Creating literally anything your mind can think of!

      I think this one is more in proportion

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    i think the aperture labs enrichment center would be a prime location

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    Relevant: https://youtu.be/cNZx9Ic6DM0?si=rUewRWxHo7AqniXw

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    “OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?”

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    I’m intrigued.

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    A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!

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