I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

I already paid for a year subscription before the announcement, I’m just gonna finish my course and waste their server resources before the year is up and then bail

I’m at 1935 and can confirm stockholm syndrome kicks in around the 2000th time you translate “el búho verde es mi unico amigo”, it’s nice…

My guess is if they’re already investing time and money into the software and hardware to make them functionally self operating, then why go through the extra effort to reinvent the wheel (or truck bed in this case, which would leave the engine out front) if it doesn’t directly accomplish their goal.

Based on the font of “Company Policies” and the fact that it’s an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I’m gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn’t be surprised about a company using this as inspiration…

Oh good, I was worried I would have to do something about that beating sound coming from my floorboards

*titatoni

Who’s gonna tell the dude he’s holding the magic ∞ ball wrong?..

This is why I don’t prevent forest fires, Smokey is just trying to get the home field advantage on me…

Statistically, at least half of changes are just indentation anyway

Is this a banksy? I’ll see myself out…

Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…

Where’s the Sunday night stress when you realize you’ll have to deal with it all again tomorrow?

If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.

This but watching Scrubs for me, some of those episodes just hit you like a ton of bricks. It’s cathartic…

“They were after his charms, but I sucked them up first”

The same thing that stops them from pooping in the sinks, absolutely nothing…

The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop

iCommonMistake is actually an Erik Tesla product, simple error