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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I'm so ready to start my day

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I'm so ready to start my day

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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    Needs more beans and Stör.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Stör mig inte när jag äter bönor

  • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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    First milk & mushrooms, now this. Breakfast in hell!

    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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      When I was the Marines I once used my clean sock to filter some coffee I manually ground up because I can’t stand that instant shit. There isn’t a much better compliment to breakfast in hell than including sock filtered coffee.

      Even with a clean, unused sock, just no. I don’t know what I was thinking. Desperation is a powerful motivator.

      • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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        First rule in the service is make friends with the cooks.

        souce: i had lots of friends

      • BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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        How did you grind up the coffee without any tools?

        • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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          A small rock on a big flat rock that I cleaned off with water and dried in the sun.

          • BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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            that makes more sense I confused you with cola-bottle-guy. Must have been a lot of work, but so worth it…

            • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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              No worries. You could do it with a really sturdy glass bottle. Maybe not a coke bottle but something like a wine bottle with a really thick base? Definitely in the realm of possibility.

              • BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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                the thing with the rocks makes more sense to me personally. I admire your ingenuity!

                • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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                  I appreciate that. I’d still avoid using a sock. If I was in a similar position I would have used a sports shirt material. With material like that it’s difficult for the lint or fibers to seep into the liquid 🙃

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          A coca cola bottle?

          • BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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            Surprised, glass can grind coffee without breaking. 🤯

  • UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works
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    Fruity Peppers?

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    It probably takes less water and resources to make a bell pepper bowl than a disposable bowl.

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      A bell pepper bowl turns into poop and if you drop that in the wrong place, animals will die.

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    Better than ground beef though.

  • LaChaleurDeLaNuit@lemmy.world
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    Fucking psycho. Not even using a spoon.

  • darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml
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    What witch did you anger?

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      The Wanky Shit Demon specifically (Google him, you’ll not be disappointed)

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    Is that even milk

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      No it’s bechamel

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    Hmmmmmmm

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Mmmmmh

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    Mmmm… capsicums and cereal.

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    excuse me, but what is the benefit of such a combination of ingredients? 🤔

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Destroys your hope

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      Most of them.

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