When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

I have been encouraged/peer pressured to eat shrimp with the tails on. I declined and ripped them off.

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

I’m craving $70,000.

Not enough obesity

Can they make one with mother and son vaping?

Winning is winning

Have you tried walking?

I get my Java from a local coffee shop

MAGA = More Arizonans Growing Alfalfa (for Saudi Arabia)

Does anyone else

I can relate, except I have an appetite but am not hungry.

Some people have the wrong opinion about cut vs uncut.

May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

Cold weather plus cocaine has that effect

Luigi is the Robinhood of our times.

So annoying when people put their pets on seats in a restaurant

I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

Ni hao. Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

Sorry I haven’t learnt how to write Chinese yet.