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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Continuing the milk posting

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Continuing the milk posting

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean, one could be oat milk…

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      It’s not a risk I’m willing to take

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    • havokdj@lemmy.world
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      The cum chalice must be consumed

      • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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        This comment right here, officer.

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        Undoubtedly, this potion must act in a way that will prevent me taking the Horcrux. It might paralyse me, cause me to forget what I am here for, create so much pain I am distracted, or render me incapable in some other way. This being the case, Harry, it will be your job to make sure I keep drinking, even if you have to tip the potion into my protesting mouth. You understand?

      • optissima@possumpat.io
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        cummmfpk my beloved

  • eatham 🇭🇲@aussie.zone
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    So is one milk? Or is one something else

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      Worse…soy milk!

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        How do you know Soy Milk isn’t just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

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        Fucking hell, just give me the cum instead

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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      Dragon milk! There. I said what everyone was thinking.

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        None of those look like barley wine

        • Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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          Wrong “milk”. c:

          • CheesyFox@lemmy.world
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            None of them look like chilli sauce

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    The rest are delicious paint, One is Ketracel White, it’s your first day alive as a Jem Hadar, choose wisely cadet.

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    I feel that. Soy milk fucks me up worse than my lactose intolerance ever has.

    • Gargantu8@lemmy.world
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      What? I’ve never heard of this. How? Allergy?

      • DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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        Soy is a common allergy/intolerance. It’s right near the top of the elimination diet (for figuring out your intolerances)

        dairy, wheat, soy, eggs, nuts, and seafood/shellfish.

        • Gargantu8@lemmy.world
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          TIL! Didn’t know it was a common thing. Thanks :)

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        I’m not sure. I do have an insane amount of allergies and quite a few would be considered uncommon but I don’t think I’m allergic to soy. But either way it just destroys my stomach. Maybe it’s something you have to adjust to?

        • Gargantu8@lemmy.world
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          Damn I’m sorry! Soy milk/yogurt/ice cream is my favorite because I can’t do lactose. Do you like oat or almond stuff instead?

  • Striker@lemmy.worldOPM
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    36 people drank the wrong milk.

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    From the makers of the milk challenge comes I can’t believe it’s not yogurt!

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    I’ve created a monster

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    Man, I used to watch Brain Dump up until the ghost drank a glass full of cum. I kinda fell off after that.

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    Removed by mod

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