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Cool
Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon “Frisky Dingo” where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.
So that’s where my DOGE and tariff refund checks went.
Would improve astronomy if we didn’t have so much light pollution
IT’S A TARP
But fr, I saw moon trap. And now I’m thinking, are we the moon’s trap?
The moon is part of us, we’re use too insecure to allow it its independence.
Finally. The other three have been done for 80 years already.
obviously this would cause major problems irl, but it would be interesting to know what the actual effects would be, like environmentally. the gravity of the moon would be unaffected, but never getting light from the moon might fuck up a lot of the night time activities of animals.
I guess that we’ll finally find out if werewolves are triggered by the light or the tidal pull.
This reads like some memetic SCP
Where can I learn more?
Amongst the Starship Troopers.
It’s already paid for by the moon!
Burialgoods has such a fine grasp on the dark absurdity of our society
In what timeline has this not happened yet? They’re behind schedule
Is this a plot to steal the cheese?
Shhh, don’t mention it too loudly, they could h- *gets shot at his head*
The deaths were unrelated to the moon blanket
