Spoilers.

One thing I always hated about microblogs and their character limits was that it was just enough characters to spout stupid bullshit but never enough to explain to why it’s wrong.

Just say “i declare my taxes” and you’re done it’s not that hard

I’d just eat you tbh

That’s a great idea until you find the one dude named Slubert.

I think that’s dipper as a woman

What is there to not understand.

Bites you as hard as I can.

Human breast milk also has lactose.

Cows aren’t animals.

I’d happily pay european-level taxes on my gas if we had the same amount of affordable electric alternatives.

9/11

Bro really fell for Big Egg propaganda.

Are people who like them centipedophiles?

Leeching off corporations’ infrastructures for free is a noble endeavor and everyone should do it.

how to get me to buy your game: pretty evil ladies :3

he’s got a point

Where’s the lie

thast’s just what a dick looks like after bad saline injections

Both.