That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he’s a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn’t be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.
This is the kind of stuff J.H. Kellogg was inventing corn flakes for!
That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he’s a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn’t be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.
And enemas, for when you’ve already made a mistake