Well good news, this guy still has his shorts on.

WHY IS HE IS SO EXCITED??

Everyone should watch Venture Bros.

“That woman has the saddest tits! They are like the notebook sad. Mournful. She has Mournful tits”

You never had Victorian England food poisoning though. If the food manages to make you sicker than the poop river to notice it, I’m sure it was a bad time.

I know how you feel, I searched so long for Encounters of the Spooky kind and I still dont have all of Mr, Vampire.
But also, check archive.org and such. Sometimes stuff ends up in the weirdest places on the internet.

Is it cheaper?

I think its just financial stress getting more common place. And appeasing those with money seems like the only way to get some yourself since you dont earn much more for being a better worker.

You have to be seen to get charity. The algorithm just doesnt help by making it so its less communal help and more rage since it is more engaging.

Its like the popular culture right now is just being seen. Being seen sticking to your faith, sticking to your commitment or truth. Being seen rooting for your side to show that you dont care what anyone else says.

Everyone needs to be seen and seems to think this is how they get rewarded for their faith, heck it works somewhat.

Heck even labubus have died off. In everyones rush to always one up everyone else they see, every trend is killed in months through burnout out and lack of room for escalation.

This got a very hearty chuckle from me out loud.

Forbidden jewelry

cause every person I give it to as a necklace disappears shortly afterwards from the government taking them away I guess.

I am so tired of worse products in the name of upgraded products that are literally worse in every way but a bunch of buzzwords and in groups bragging at the top while not knowing anything at all about programs or even the product at all but just seem to be there because they drink with the CTO.

Ugh. The twiddling thumb era of trying to look busy by dismantling the old machines for parts.

If you meet a small mouse named Bitsy on corn and corn alone day just don’t talk to them about lemon juice.
It will not go well, trust me.

That apple is whole. It doesn’t need another half… And that’s what makes it a perfect soulmate.
That and it’s deep shared hatred of doctors.

Yeah that about sums it up. I wonder why the Anarchists do it.

Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.

Basically it’s a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.

TL:DR can’t have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.

I mean I guess that is why they are offensive words. They are bad to use even if you know they sound so good to shout. Otherwise they would just be fun shout words like “purple nurple!”.

Lemmy has a weird issue with being super restrictive of ableist language, beyond reasonable, in some spaces and completely ambivalent in others.

I had someone say I was as useless as accessibility kitchen items, which mostly just means I’m extremely useful to specific people and viewed as a joke by intolerant people who don’t care about others…

Weirdly good compliment. Really telling in the idiot using it.

Driving according to the law and a dashcam is me playing the lottery so desperately

Got it. This is the only way you can communicate with others and you don’t get a lot of social activity in Your real life outside of your fantasy.

You are not correct, this and your choices are still childish. Hope you don’t get in a forseeable car accident and live long enough to be frustrated by the childishness of others when you get older.