That’s hilarious.

Pornographic sites, based on any of my literary works, are expressly forbidden. But I’m sure you know that. I’m a grandmother, after all.

Sorry, Tennessee!

You will certainly not regret having 3 pile of towel.

Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

It’s not hosted at a reddit link though, which gives it higher resolution in our hearts.

Not really, but my trousers are pretty cool.

New Yorker here. Some of us with office jobs aren’t always wearing our work clothes on our commutes. We may be wearing something that can get sweaty and gross on the way, more comfortable shoes, etc. and change into office stuff when we get to work.

I’m a guy and usually wear a business-casual button-up shirt, but on my summer commute that shirt is in a bag or tied around my waist like a 1990s grunge kid’s flannel while I sweat through an old T-shirt or A-shirt my boss will never see.

You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.

Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.

Hilarity ensues when Worf walks into the ready room while that’s going on, sees the Captain’s distorted face gazing through the spherical fishbowl, and reflexively whips out his phaser and starts blasting what he assumes to be the Monster of the Week.

They are! Olivia Jaimes’ run was awesome, and Caroline Cash’s run on the strip is great.

Whoever cropped the source out of this screenshot is mean and dumb.

I don’t think my new dentist was born yet when I was a teenager.

holds up doubloon

Don’t be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.

Kricfalusi is a predator.

Here’s a real one for comparison.

Not difficult, the most you’ll have to try is ten times.

She’s moved on. You should, too. It’s better this way.