It’s not too late to check it out.

Why didn’t somebody tell me my luggage was so big?!

Didn’t I see you smashing a bunch of eggs on YouTube?

For those curious, this is from Cosmopolitan Magazine in July 1980 and the address was the office of Bear Sterns. (source/archived source)

That’s amazing, that’s the same weight as my luggage!

Boiling isn’t the way to do it, roasting will bring out the flavor much more nicely.

I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. It goes a lot more quickly and easily that way. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)

I assumed he came from the West Coast of Hell.

Topped off with an extra can of Cream of Butter soup.

Haven’t you already got one?

The toilet paper post is the natural enemy of the shitpost.

Excellent point!

IIRC this was just about voting on the hotness of random pictures, you couldn’t actually do much in the way of social media stuff. You’d just upload your photo, and be able to check back on how it scored later for an ego boost, bragging rights among your friends, or whatever.

Heed! Paper! Now!

I ship Freud/Nietzsche.

We’re all unwell here.

Not right now, you don’t.

And then they kissed.

Nice marmot.