Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.

Garth Marenghi wept.

I bet that one never gets cleaned, though.

Incorrect. He just started being 100. He is not going to pass that age until next year.

You might like to read The Egg by Andy Weir. It’s a very short and very beautiful story.

But does it have active cooling?

Or, it’s the type of person who is in a life situation which requires shopping at secondhand stores but is still trying to look their best.

Just try the iron on a rag or something first, so you can be sure it isn’t spitting rust or creating a fire hazard before using it on clothing you care about.

You’ll need one of these.

I heard from a sovereign citizen that prostate stuff doesn’t count if your butt has a gold fringe border.

Then just start punching the fucking potato.

I have pretty thick body hair. For me wearing this would be a sensory nightmare, and it would also make my butt look like Nancy.

A nice pair of electrically-insulated cable cutters may be a good investment.

And then the retail employee sighs inwardly at the “joke” she hears from a dozen aggravating boomer customers a week and has to keep a big customer-service smile on for.

Lemmy is not Reddit.

“Stevie” is used as a diminutive form of the feminine name “Stephanie.” This is how Stevie Nicks uses it.

“What more do you need?”

For those unfamiliar, just prior to this he fell off said rock and would have died if his friend hadn’t caught him using sci-fi jet boots which don’t exist in real life.

But will he be okay?

The bowtie is made of a reflective safety material, and that second panel was taken at the moment a car drove by with its headlights at just the correct angle to reflect into the camera.