

Artist, writer, comic, hacker, loud voice, and nerd of all trades from New York City.
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The era of remote work has presented new opportunities for many.
I get it, I was swamped that day too.
Okay, I’ll get fucked for $350 or you can submit your best offer.
For this you could have a timer on the thing you set when you start it up and can then walk away from. You don’t need the damn net to have a clock in the appliance.
Same. The principal and vice principals at the last high school I attended were also the football coaches. Going to them about how the jocks were kicking the shit out of me for being too nerdy and queer for their tastes got me that same “just keep a lower profile” bullshit from the highest authority figures in that dump.
Yes, Popeye will eat his spinach and rescue her.
Because my country’s egg supply chain makes them require refrigeration.
I’ll try my best to not be venuarable, then.
Careful, they might be those Legend of Zelda chickens that’ll mess you up real bad.
An easy way to tell whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.
With all due respect, Nina Paley is a piece of shit who can cram her comics sideways and fuck off.
It’s only on the Special Edition DVD.
That’s amazing, that’s the same combination I have on my luggage!
Vomiting is not as much fun as waiting for it to be ready for you to deposit on the boss’ desk the other way.
Not if they don’t accept bribes, they aren’t.
As shown in the classic film Air Bum.