Hey folks, is this where the old farts are hanging out? Point me toward the bathroom, I’ll be a while.

I bet they’re measuring from the back of the building.

No, it’s just a water-walking horse.

I was once really excited to meet a forum friend on whom I’d been crushing on a little as we were going to attend the same event, and she brought along a forum newbie who lived near her and who I didn’t really know all that well.

It turned out my crush and I had just platonically friendly vibes in person, but her friend and I had an immediate major connection and ended up dating seriously for a year.

Easiest way out which will still be helpful: send her the link to that comment of yours.

Make spaghetti so you can feed it in through the keyhole.

Because lots of white Christians find it easier to hang onto cultural racism than to fully process the implications of worshipping a Jew from the Middle East who would not have looked much like themselves.

A smartphone in my hand.

I loved that Tom Hanks movie!

Pinkie needs to go back to beatboxing.

Why not? My grandfather had one of those in his mouth for years.

So around 2010-2015 in human years, then.

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

It is a series, you can click the source link given to continue.

It really ties the bunny’s room together.

That’s some serious lag when you can get that close to the thing and the textures still haven’t loaded. What’s your ping time?

I like this creature and wish to be friends with it.

Everyone’s afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9.

Fuck off, I said I wanted the boot-shaped one!

Just sold my shit for a piece of son.