Lol no.

I’m so glad I gave all of my 20s to get shot at on the other side of the world in a desert, and now live with crippling PTSD, anxiety, and gastrointestinal disorders. But really, it’s all worthwhile because I get 10% off at the Gap.

And porn!

Anyone else a fan of Nate Bargatze?

Muppets Treasure Island. 🎤🫳⬇️

The battery packs that are wireless enabled were the thing for me.

I can recharge my phone in my pocket, while walking around the city, without a rats nest of wires popping out of my pants.

Real talk?

Because I’m tired. So absurdly tired. Tired of the stupid and the sensationalism and the faked anger and the real suffering and pain.

Am I mad? Yeah. But unfortunately I’m way more tired.

I really enjoy the ::woosh:: in the comments over the symbolism.

Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.

We really need to revive The Name Of The Year bracket. That was a hidden internet gem.

Well this is the most New Jersey thing I’ve seen today.

But not a bad daydream

This is too real to be a “shit post”