Why would you give money to Nintendo?

This gives me Judith from TWD vibes.

Friction would be way more of a determining factor than air resistance, assuming they’re traveling along the ground.

It was 100% a publicity stunt for that picture.

There’s no way in hell his secret service detail would have let him get up, turn around, and pose if it was a credible threat.

Yeah, I think that’s what will do it. Defense contractors are scary.

The fact that ‘influencer’ is a legitimate job title is proof that humanity is doomed.

Yeah, the smaller bottle uses about 50% less volume per load.

Kinda like It’s Always Sunny, but better

Make them meet in the middle

Legally, the platform isn’t liable for what the users do on it. But I wouldn’t want to test that in court.

Yeah, I’d dban the drives and everything.

It really doesn’t. I have both hyperhydrosis (sweating a lot for no reason) and sweat activated psoriasis, so I have to keep my public area as dry as possible because psoriasis on your scrotum is fucking awful.

Being clean shaven means that more of my skin can come into contact with my underwear to remove the sweat, while being hairy means the moisture is trapped between my hair and my underwear.

As an aside, thongs are a great solution to swamp-ass.

You usually don’t stick your tongue in a guy’s beard when you kiss him.

Kinda. It depends on the rabbit and they don’t always use it.

It’s clearly a sugar glider.

Clearly not, since there were votes for other candidates.

Yes, the numbers work when you intentionally leave some out.

The definition of majority is a percentage over 50%.

49.8% is less than 50%

I’m sorry if this is a difficult concept to grasp.

Do you know people like this? Dating someone you’re not romantically interested in is basically just being friends.

But really, though, insects are a very sustainable source of nutrition, and pretty damn healthy.

Plus, when cooked right, they’re delicious.