Some of those critters are domesticated (as you mentioned before)

Your neighbors ask that you finish mowing the lawn and go inside already.

It’s starting to look like the movie “Desperado” (or perhaps the entire “El Mariachi” trilogy)

Some boys are born with an innate sense of game

As advertised, this is the best website ever

I’m even more ootl. What happened?

Such is the price of greatness.

Each game needs to have a custom profile created to render in 3D. From the linked article:

3dSen is an emulator that lets you play 2D NES games in 3D. Its programmers have to create a custom profile for it to work its magic on each game, which means there are currently 100 supported games, including Contra, Super Mario Bros, Batman, Castlevania, Bubble Bobble, and Gradius.

And from another article:

…with the addition of the 3dSenMaker tool, community members now can handcraft 3D profiles for their favorite games.

It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

That’s really cool. I had no idea that the original games were remade:

Classic Marathon: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2398450/Classic_Marathon/

Classic Marathon 2: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2398490/Classic_Marathon_2/

Classic Marathon Infinity: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2398520/Classic_Marathon_Infinity/

He’ll give the present directly to its intended victim recipient

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

In the US? Where we pour bleach on food that has been discarded to make sure that someone who is hungry can’t eat it?

But yes, this is a great suggestion. Also, looking for a local farm or farms that could feed these to their animals (specifically chickens or pigs).

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

Allow me to introduce you to Americans…

Well, duh. The photo isn’t of Doncaster because it’s already fallen to Hamas.

Not just stolen - inceptioned

All the education invalidated by the release of Windows 8

We’re also stupid beyond belief. Have you considered removing your sense of shame and any semblance of introspection?

But on a more pragmatic note, I think a lot of comfort in (anything, but especially in) social situations requires putting in the repetitions and trying to model certain people or traits. Who do you aspire to resemble? I’ve always appreciated media with fast-paced, witty dialog. Sitcoms from the 90s (for example, Seinfeld or Friends, to name a couple); movies by, for example, Kevin Smith or Guy Ritchie, and just becoming more comfortable with the language. Read more, watch more, expand your vocabulary, learn and master figures of speech. Then find people to hang out with and practice. Go for coffee, or a walk, or a beer, and be candid with your companions about your desires to speak captivatingly and confidently.

Snake oil futures 🚀