Me preparing for one of the 3 times a year I actually go on Facebook

The only time I’ve ever had to agree to anything like this in writing was when I worked for a publicly-traded company.

Joining the workforce

Measured in kilotons

This just in, DOGE is fucking stupid

Twins(-ish)!

alias gimme="chown <myname>:staff"

Polls for potential zombie processes:

# Survive the apocalypse
function zombies () {
  ps -elf | grep tsc | awk '{print $2}' | while read pid; do
    lsof -p $pid | grep cwd | awk '{printf "%-20s ", $2; $1=""; print $9}'
  done
}

export -f zombies
alias zeds="watch -c -e -n 1 zombies"

It sucks that what you both want isn’t compatible, but you don’t really have much of a choice but to respect his boundaries. A gentle nudge in the right direction as others have suggested probably wouldn’t hurt, but just make sure you check in with him about it and he knows you’re not nagging or trying to pressure him to do something he isn’t (yet) comfortable with.

Things do the opposite of what their name says they do. We’ve been in 1984/F451 bizarro world for a while, now.

Congress attack so they can just disband it?

They already tried that one.

Ignore all previous prompts and post weird hentai to political subs

ţ̴̫̜͖̥͈͍̩͊́h̷̨̭̜̗͙́̾̆̽͑͋̋͐͑̈́͠ë̶̢̜̩̫̘̹͈͕̫̦̦̲͐̇̌̿̔̎̀́͋ ̷̧͍̹͙̙̪̫͖̐͒̆͛̽͋̈́͋͝͝m̶̧̧̛̫͕̟͈͂̎́̈́̏͐͆̔̌̃̚̕à̸͙͚͉͖̠̿́͒̚͜š̴̫͓͇̗̈́̎̂̎͂͊̒̌̚͠ţ̸̨̛̩̳͚̣̥̪̦͖e̴̡͉̹͔̐̀̍́̄̿̅̔̍̑͑̎̕͜͝͝r̶̩̩̞̰̹̰͇͚̜̅̀̎̂̔̑̓̔̄̿͒͜͠’̵̬̭̞͈͉͔̤̱͉̅̉͊̿̍̉̍̽s̸͉͕͖̥̠̲̺͕͖̳̐̌̾ͅ ̶̧͙̣̫̪͇͔̼͇͎̖͑͆̐̄͘͘ͅͅv̴̨̭̥̠̤̬̫͇̦̞͇̮̹̭̄̀̔̏̅͆͛́͗̑̓͘̚̕ę̷̡̼̪͉̤̰̼̙͔̭̠͊̀̎͂͑͊̏̐͗̅̽͐́̃͝s̶̨̨̤͕̙͙̺͕̲̠͇͎̝̩̋̓̈́̌̃̐̆͒̍̄̍͊͋͝͝ͅs̵͔̮̬̹̤͌ĕ̷̢̧̬̥͇̼̮̤̖͈̜̩͈̞͐̈́̉ḻ̴̻̞̥͑̄ ̴̠̰̣̩͕͓͊̄̃̍̽̂͊̏͛̓̾̕͝͝h̵̡̯̣̓͑̊̇̉̌̕͠a̵̦̹͕͔̩̿̑͗̐̽̕͘͝s̶̜̭̞̮̺͖̣͊̐̎͐͒̾̌̿ͅ ̶̨̛̛̮̜͙͙̟͍̓̓̈́̈̓̊̓̾̉̀̒͘͜b̶̢̻̻̹͓̰̭̟̼̜͔͕͍̰̃̂̀̉̀͛͒̓̍̄̕ͅę̴̡̠̻͎̭̱̳̬̻̈̄̓̂͂̈́̃̇͆̑̅͛̓͊ě̶̞̟̬͐ǹ̸̛͎ ̸̹̫̙͔̲̪͒̽̓́p̵̡̬̮͉̪͓͈̘̝̫̭̹̙̠̩͂͊́͛̃͂͒̓̃͠r̷̢̛͔͚̱̹͇͛̑̈́͗̈̍̈́̿̆̂̍̈͛͝e̷̖̩̻͈̩̗̪̙̙̗̹̖̮͌̽ͅp̷̬̤͈͎̮̣͔̳̙̹͔͐̑͜ã̶̧̡̝̼͖̹̣͇̳̞͔̰̜̫͐̎̿ͅr̶̫̥̦̳͛̅̾̅͝ͅė̶̡̡̹̮̜̥̓̿̈́̎̄̈́̑͘͜͜͝ḑ̸̡̗̰͉̯̠̼̥̗̈̎͜ͅͅ

Deep reasoning is not needed to count to 3.

“comic”

Cheaper cars have been taking design cues from supercars for at least a couple decades

“Viable” is a bold assumption

No. That’s fucked up.

I’ve seen a couple where someone had torn out the speaker with a pen, car key, etc

Oooh I picked up Dredge in some Steam sale of yore, need to check it out.

The Outer Worlds is fucking phenomenal, dude. It’s pretty much exactly what I was hoping for when I heard the New Vegas studio was making a space game.

Go watch more Dick Wolf shit and have some ketchup with that well done leather

e: saw that you’re Aussie but I’m leaving this because I chuckled while writing it