Ah, the Harry Dresden Assassination technique

And the demon name sounds like car sell, which is accurate because all car sale people are demons

Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?

We are evolved from a common ancestor to all great apes.

A great ape is not a monkey.

Don’t belittle your heritage or I’ll be forced to resolve this like our ancestors, by slinging feces at you until you leave.

First, assume a spherical resistor in a vacuum, that can also dissipate heat with 100% efficiency.

Now that we’re in physics land, anything is possible.

You know, none of the “AI is dangerous” movies thought of the fact that AI would be violently shoved into all products by humans. Usually it’s like a secret military or corporate thing that gets access to the internet and goes rogue.

In reality, it’s fancy text prediction that has been exclusively shoved into as much of the internet as possible.

And then convert your life savings to gold and bury it under the slab to troll future civilization.

Ah, the trauma of every Bethesda RPG player.

There are game studios out there that don’t release broken garbage that needs the player to walk on eggshells, backup saves, and do arcane console commands to make the game playable.

Gwindolyn from DS1 was a ladyboy, he also made an appearance in DS3, although has being vored by Aldrich.

And then Miquella from Elden Ring is a ladyboy that loves radahn, a big beefcake looking dude.

I’m pretty sure there was a ladyboy in DS2, although now I’ll be honest that I only played through that once.

Idk, I feel that’s okay as long as the saves are incredibly frequent and reliable.

I’ve never lost progress in a From Software game for instance, and they have an only auto save system, but it saves literally everything you do as soon as you do it, so unless you deliberately alt-F4 instantly after doing something, you won’t lose any progress.

Someone with a hand fetish got hired at from soft.

It used to just be the feet and ladyboys that were in every game. Now they’ve got hand monsters.

My cat would have just asked for a Costco chicken.

She likes cat food, and tuna in small amounts, but she will scream like she hasn’t eaten in weeks if she sees me with a Costco chicken.

I buy them to make tinga or chicken salad, and she usually gets the wings because the crying breaks my heart.

Cyberpunk theme intensifies

Where are my goddamn robot arms. We have corporate hellscapes, hacker collectives, and private militaries, but I still can’t get robo limbs at a Walgreens walk up clinic.

You must have moved their recently, because everyone knows Florida Man doesn’t comprehend mortal laws

I wish our president was just stupid and not incompetent and evil.

Stupid presidents would just do things like fund insane plans for moon colonies or undersea military bases because it’s cool.

Instead we have an incompetent old man who has been given a list of easy to follow steps for dismantling American democracy.

If you don’t have good looks, that’s one thing, you can’t really change that.

But then if you don’t look good and you can’t try to hold a conversation, that’s your problem.

Learn to speak, it’s not hard. go talk to people and gain some confidence. All this talk about poor socialization or being unattractive and creepy just demoralizes people that I’m sure could actually make friends and meet spouses if they didn’t preemptively pull themselves out of the situation before they gave themselves the chance

Met my wife online during the pandemic.

Dated a fair few women before her, meeting online and in real life.

I’m not super attractive, and pretty awkward, but I always make the effort to be polite and actually listen instead of waiting to talk, you’d be amazed how far that actually gets you.

I love when superstitions are obviously something some parents told their kids because the parent didn’t want a lot of noise after a holiday.

“No, no chores today it’s bad luck, if you make too much noise someone could die” they say holding their head in their hands.

“You have to be quiet and go to bed early on Christmas Eve so that Santa can bring presents” 30 minutes later the parents are quickly shoving presents under the tree.

And kids will just run with that and not question why cleaning in the days after new years is bad luck, although they tend to figure out the Santa one pretty quick.

Buying a second house for your estranged wife is very normal. I’ve got tons of very real, normal human friends that buy their wives second houses because divorce would cost more than a second house.

The person is very human, yes.

Where in the world does it cost 1.27 million dollars a year to live?