bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoVampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1789arrow-down111
arrow-up1778arrow-down1imageVampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.worksbees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·18 hours agoDoesn’t matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 hours agoAh, the Harry Dresden Assassination technique
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·17 hours agoVampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.
Doesn’t matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.
Ah, the Harry Dresden Assassination technique
Vampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.