Quite fittingly, the original name of that song was My Grandfather’s Cock. Then the clergy complained…

I feel good

why make it harder for someone to choose that than necessary?

Ironically, that’s THE main reason for people not voting.

I never miss a chance to vote and I don’t advocate for others not to vote, but I understand how some people would balk at overcoming a shitload of hurdles (including but not limited to several hours in lines surrounded by too many people, difficulties getting a valid ID etc) in order to vote for the lesser evil, which is still an evil.

If you make it easier to vote, including without having to have onerous interactions with people, mandatory voting isn’t such a hassle and neither is voluntary voting.

Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess

Why not? The ways of Pope Zendaya are inscrutable 🤷

Guess I’m gonna go with my backup choice, then:

The less Timmy Chal anywhere, the better.

It’s Zendaya, a woman of color who’s about as cool and modern as people who didn’t pay much attention thought Francis was.

Mostly, though, it’d piss off American regressives so damn much 😁

You’re not Walter Cronkite breaking a story here.

More like Walther Cronkite breaking wind in this community, amirite?

Guess so! Right there with you myself!

I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.

I suggest Zendaya.

Take my popemobile, we’ll make it, I swear

No worries, none of us get em all right and far too few of us have the integrity to admit when we’re wrong on the internet 🤜

I’m no geologist, but afair Serbia was the main genocider in the Yugoslav Wars and Bosnia was the main punching bag.

That’s a gross oversimplification based on a combination of my own faulty memory and skimming the above Wikipedia article, of course, but DEFINITELY more fair than “it was all Bosnia’s fault and they deserve to be cut off from the sea forever as punishment” 😄

Speaking as someone from a tiny country with tons of coast line and a lot of mountain envy…good point 😁

Tbf, Chile basically IS just a coastline plus a few extra bits thrown in for scale 🤷

Exactly! My ADHD ass isn’t going to watch a 3 hour video of what can be written in easy to digest paragraphs!

Of your ass?

Highway To Hell In My Ass

Of all the days to add some AC/DC to my Cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station…

I’d like to speak with a proctologist.

Not because there’s anything wrong, I just want to know what makes a highly educated person specialize in sick assholes. Outside of politics, I mean.

Ass ass I, Nate.

It’s an Isaac Asimov porn parody where the robots are replaced by an extremely white guy for some reason