Indeed 😁

Fact: Stephen Miller hates Jews almost as much as Clarence Thomas hates black people.

Dammit! Beat me to it by 30 minutes, you fiend! 😄

Pro tip: writing your name in the sand is significantly easier when well hydrated.

Or at least hung like one

Yeah, I guessed as much, which is why I made sure to clarify 😄

Speaking as a former boy (current middle aged geezer), I know from personal experience that boys can fall out of trees too and that #NotAllBoys are better at climbing than girls 😁

Are you POSITIVE she didn’t just fall out of a tree?

Probably depends on jellyfish proximity 🤷

Shh! Every time the question and answer is known at the same time, the universe is replaced by an even more baffling one!

This has, of course, happened several times before. As evidenced by gestures at everything

Maybe the real monster was the friends we met along the way 🤷🏻

Your MOM was Robert Paulsen!

So no new drawbacks, then? Sweet!

Master poet level fluency in all languages

Username checks out 😄

Silent Hill fuck?

a self-indulgent and overlong toboggan-ride over the top-most surface of whatever theme he claimed to be exploring.

That’s coincidentally also word for word the worst yelp review I ever got from a sexual partner.

It’s near wherever you are.

Lots of hate fucking, probably 🤷