I mean, at that point you might as well just cook them🤷

Your MOM’S wrong.

Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency

I bet they do the same thing with hung over tourists 😉

Ye best start believin’ in shitpostin’ communities, Ms Swan!

Onions ARE delicious… in every variant EXCEPT raw.

“Horses Are Forever” is also the poorly received first draft of Sean Connery’s final Eon-produced James Bond movie.

!bananas_for_scale@sopuli.xyz actually exists 😁

Update: crossposted OP to there because why not 🤷

Dunno, depends on the ancestry of Lisa and whether tearing people apart is hereditary, I guess 🤷

This was also pretty much the reaction of Italian Liberals in the 1920s.

Sorry, can’t speak Portuguese beyond the stuff out the front of Nando’s

Nominated for Most British Sentence of the Month 😄

Best caption so far 😄

Just ooone…more…moon…

Good thing Rudy Giuliani was disbarred, then! He’s the LAST creature you’d want turning up in your shower!

I love that the one about hurling hair accessories at moving bodies of water has a footnote and that there’s already been 12 other such clarifications in this treatise 😄

Someone’s a lucky birthday boy!

I mean, anyone with a heart and a brain love both, so I’d say that it’s a rare case of a comparison being flattering to BOTH of the people involved 😁

I’d like to know more about the second directory of fox lore 😄

Yes, from the upcoming biopic Feel The Bern.

Other notable cast members include Rosario Dawson as AOC, Taye Diggs as Cory Booker, DJ Qualls as Pete Buttigieg, Jillian Michaels as Amy Klobuchar, and the exhumed corpse of Jack Lemmon as Joe Biden.