Let’s not be too generous.

My grandparents dog used to do that.

Fart while sleeping then wake up all freaked out like, “Whatthefuckwasthathowdarethey!” and fart away scared.

Mildly???

100% pombus

Let’s not make him sound cooler than he actually is.

He’s a Nazi cuck.

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Who gives a shit? They’re probably more afraid of me than I am of them.

They’re stuck here with ME.

Sad to hear you didn’t finish.

Try to relax, have fun, and even if you don’t want to be there, fake it til you make it.

You may feel awkward or strange about this but yer old man’s doing you a solid.

Worst case, you’ll have a great story.

Saaaaame, dude!

Thanks for this shot of nostalgia!

It’s Asterix & Obelix.

Dick pics.

They don’t have to be your dick.

That was my experience with it back when I played it.

Just made me feel like I was constantly taking too long, even if I wasn’t, and it just wasn’t much fun.

Seems like a cool game just couldn’t get into it.

Ain’t no way she had that mic set up in her room much earlier.

Yeah, this doesn’t make sense.

It’s literally two people dressed the same but acting totally differently.

Your vibe is immaculate.

Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.

Didn’t wish for it, invalid

I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.

They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.

Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.

Yeah, was about to say.

This one is equal parts outrage and jokes, which feels like the better formula.

Wait, who the fuck is this guy?