I used to get this all the time. Now, if I get a hangnail, I liberally drench my hands in lotion, and put on nitrile gloves for an hour or so to force it to soak in.

A family friend gets me Gojo Hand Medic, which my fragile masculinity appreciates.

I also found it works well for breaking in leather work gloves.

“We’re gonna need some more buttons in here.”

The French revolution - and most of that history - contradict your hypotheses.

Science demands rigorous testing of all three of those hypotheses before making a conclusion.

Dude probably gets a standing ovation every time he enters a room.

I found that I can’t convince google assistant (via bluetooth headset) to find my phone unless my phone is unlocked. The only workaround I’ve found is to set a 1-second timer.

So, they left a bucket of water to stagnate next to a bus stop?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/of-course-grindr-gay-dating-app-crashes-in-milwaukee-during-republican-national-convention/ar-BB1qiAQH

Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

I don’t know. You’ll have to ask them.

All I know is they whine a lot when you mention 1/4 cup or 3/16 of an inch, and seem to think it’s really important to be able to measure a 2000km car trip to mm precision.

I mean, it is in use for 3/4 of the year. (That’s 0.75 for you metric twats who don’t understand fractions)

Mailable perishable matter may be sent at the mailer’s own risk

The regulation you cited does not strictly prohibit the mailing of “perishable items”.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme.

ST:V taught me that they prefer to be called “Captain”, but “ma’am” is acceptable in a crunch.

That math doesn’t work.

99% of the effort is only 99 times harder than the cat.

900 times harder than the cat is 99.889% of the effort.

They’ve got just as good a claim to divinity as anyone or anything.

https://youtu.be/vsIyphGp0Vc

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

The profile of the handle is square, not circular.