Thank you, my objection has been withdrawn.

Reported for not being marked ‘mature’.

I didn’t really report him guys c’mon…

Kate Beckinsale

A walking clock?

Syntax error

In my head, this started off as a Billy Joel song.

It almost looks like an ‘exit through the gift shop’ kinda thing

I think it was in a Jimmy Carr special?

I saw the joke on Sickipedia.net circa 2010, maybe it should have stayed there.

Removed by mod

Teletubbie Ignis

Similar to another English idiom: You don’t have a dog in this fight.

Yes! I read them in school and used to look for the hidden pair of glasses in each book.

Dealing with their consequences!

In England, before ‘woke’ and ‘snowflake’ was a saying, people used to say ‘it’s PC gone mad’.

Sincerely, someone whose PC went mad.

C-section babies don’t ruin daddy’s favourite playground…

Why not buy a wine journal?

It’s only got two games so far right?

No, you’re thinking of our grammar.

I cannot listen to The Jam without this playing in my head.