It’s the fastest growing language on the planet! This is what you people don’t understand. A man named Gene Roddenberry had a vision…

Simon Bramhall would love this…

Probably still outside drinking water from the garden hose.

We got a questionnaire to fill out which resulted in one ‘lucky’ winner getting a £20 love to shop voucher.

Oh, Denny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

I do now!

Where’s the flusher?!

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

It says it will change your star sign bro.

It’s like the inside of your thighs, except with a tongue.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Ahhh it’s ‘got no bowls to spare’

Just a shitty version of Wolverine

Does it come with a sponge? Or is that an extra?

Slept in, set record, smoked, ignored messages and although I didn’t eat a frozen pizza I did cook only chicken legs for dinner…

To be faaaaiiirrr.

Not stolen, the gems are just resting in the museums…

“Randy, go eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus-ass mahfuckah!”

The man has standards. Whether they are realistic though?

You should say something else.