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I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

There’s !justpost@lemmy.world, but there’s another one that gets downvoted all the time where it’s just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can’t remember what it’s called.

Bananas act as egg substitutes. Add to any sweet baked thing, like waffles or pancakes.

Edit: peel them first, and put them on a plate in the freezer before you stick them in a freezer bag. It’s much less intimidating when you don’t have to deal with peeling a shitty slimy frozen banana.

Edit edit: Muffins are superior.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

I’m almost completely indifferent to sports, but fuck the Yankees.

Start posting updates for your team. Even if it’s lonely talking to an empty room. Try to post a couple times a week with news or trivia or… old players new restaurants or whatever they do when they retire. We’re so little here that we can’t afford to lurk. Be the content you want to see.

I came to reddit from fark, before the digg migration or exodus or whatnot. There was also stumbleupon, and the others are all lost to me.

Free coverage from Ryan Hall Y’all on youtube. He’s livestreaming for the foreseeable future with no ads.

LightningMaps is my favorite real time weather map site.

NOAA’s National Hurricane Center is the gold standard and updates regularly.

CHEESE THE DON.

Sports. I do not care. And keywords futa, yiff, and ecchi.

That’s a warlock. Deadlock is the first frontman from AC/DC, before they got that Geordie fellow.

No that’s dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.

It might be regional but the new cheddar jack doritos in the silver white bag are what you described. Still tons of flavor, but dialed back a bunch. To get around the burnt tongue thing, I portioned it out in sandwich bags so I could eat them for a while without the main bag going stale. Treat yo self.

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Joel Schumacher’s Batmen movies, especially the Clooney one, were so awful they changed the tone of superhero movies from that point on.

I watched them both very recently during an extended Arnold Schwarzenegger movie binge, and it’s absolutely worth hate-watching them again for the sheer wonkiness and absurdity of… everything. Try tallying the Dutch angles. And girl power platitudes.

Doubtful. The whole marvel train is crashing.