1. Drinking Coffee stains teeth.
  2. Caffeine pills is way cheaper than Coffee.
  3. Swallowing Caffeine pill is more efficient than trying to drink coffee.
  4. You can’t control the caffeine dose with Coffee, but you can with pills.
  • Plum@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I will add in my own twist:

    Caffeine pills are better than those shitty MiO caffeined water flavor squeeze bottles.

    1. MiO is stupid expensive and owned by an evil megacorp.
    2. Black plastic isn’t recyclable.
    3. Dosages are standardized for caffeine pills. If you squeeze thr MiO too hard and don’t notice, you’re gonna have a bad time.
    4. You can wash it down with any flavor liquid you choose, not just chemical fruit flavor.