IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down16
arrow-up1266arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square77linkfedilink
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·1 year agoI wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoOkay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoGod selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoShit, we best bend over and do what they say then
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoI hate to break it to you…
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high