• KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.

    She said “What is this for?”

    I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”

    She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”

    I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.