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Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Come, child, I have the best vintage of eggo

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Come, child, I have the best vintage of eggo

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Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      But how am I supposed to know it’s funny?

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        The person you’re responding to was very inconsiderate, this should help:

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        Shit my bad.

        Maybe when we add the reply back we can also add a watermark to it to show the meme came from a reputable funny place as well.

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          A red circle would be helpful as well, I can’t tell which part of the image I’m meant to look at

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          Like Facebook.com?

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    I can’t believe eggs come in that size, are.for regular customers, and there’s plenty missing. My household couldn’t get through a quarter of that before they went off. You’d want to be freezing them—which makes for shit egg cooking later—or just really fuckin’ love eggs.

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      … these are waffles.

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        Oooooooh…

        And now I’m even more confused.

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      Those aren’t eggs, they’re Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.

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      Eggs that size in the USA would probably cost $60 🤣. But ya these are waffles…

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    I don’t even get it, I have one of those really small Waffle makers. Probably about the size of an eggo.

    It’s so easy to make your own batter and leave a container in the refrigerator for a week.

    Then you can put blueberries, strawberries, whatever you want in the waffle iron. Easy, easy, easy. takes about a minute and a half per waffle.

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      Missing the point called, it wants itself back

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