Keeps getting identified as “marshmallows”

No matter how you scan them, it’s always marshmallows

A male cashier comes to help and stretches out your scrotum … beep … marshmallows

He calls a manager and two more people show up, a manager who looks like a 14 year school girl and a 70 year old man with bad hearing

They all try to grab and stretch your ball sack to get a proper scan while you’re fighting everyone to stop touching your genitals

Beep … marshmellows