There’s only one point in the bible where someone actually asks Jesus how to receive eternal life. Jesus says to keep the commandments and also:
"Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all you have and give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven; then come and follow me.”
Who is she?
Edit: never mind: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_White
Edit 2: she is a prosperity theologian? Tbf, I am no christian, but i really doubt this is what Jesus wanted.
It’s what republican Jesus wants
Supply Side Jesus would disagree.
There’s only one point in the bible where someone actually asks Jesus how to receive eternal life. Jesus says to keep the commandments and also:
"Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all you have and give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven; then come and follow me.”
Yeah no shit… Jesus would be fashioning a whip to drive these fuckers out of his temple.
If he were real.
St. Peter will deny her worthless greedy ass at the gate.
Condescending Joel Osteen Noises
Joel is just mad that he didn’t think of this first