• qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    17 hours ago

    'kay, hear me out…

    You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. Under which category, it is still to be defined.

    Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don’t crawl down chimneys.

    This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.

    Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.

    I’m not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I’m going to set traps on the roof.